Angry Birds 2: An Exercise in Patience
Sep10

Angry Birds 2: An Exercise in Patience

My first Angry Birds 2 gaming session was in the most appropriate setting for this particular series:  The Shitter. I initially went into this planning to shit all over it, but ya know what, let’s give this a fair shot. The art looks nice. The production shows improvement from past Angry Birds games that I’ve played and they seem to have stepped it up on the bells and whistles. Angry Birds made 10.7 million dollars in...

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SNATCHER (Konami, Sega CD, 1994) Review
Jul29

SNATCHER (Konami, Sega CD, 1994) Review

Man oh man, this game right here. I had heard of it here and there for years, and just recently finally sat down and played through it. And I am thoroughly convinced it is one of the best fuckin’ games ever made. And I play ALOT of games. This shit is just too awesome. Ok, here’s the deal. It’s one of those adventure games where you spend most of your time staring at a static image of some area and you have a list of...

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Maybe You Missed It: Mission: Impossible (NES)
Jul29

Maybe You Missed It: Mission: Impossible (NES)

I’ve mentioned this game to a few people, but none of them seem to remember it. As a child, I HAD this game. I don’t recall how I obtained it, but I do remember excitedly describing the box to my dad and proclaiming: *gruff voice* “You gotta pick the right man for the mission!” This game whooped my ass for years as a kid. Now I’m grown and I’m ready to take on this beast again. I fire it up, the first level begins, and I immediately...

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Free For Playstation Plus Members In July: rain (PS3)
Jul25

Free For Playstation Plus Members In July: rain (PS3)

rain is free for Playstation Plus members this month. Good news for me, as I’m still a Playstation 3 player and I’ve been a tad bit let down by recent offerings. Not to say there haven’t been some good games up for grabs, it’s simply been stuff I’ve played already. So, when I saw a game with an “indie feel”, I lit up. rain isn’t necessarily an indie game, as it was developed by SCE Japan...

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First Look: Batman Arkham Knight
Jun30

First Look: Batman Arkham Knight

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First Look: Drawn to Death
Jun25

First Look: Drawn to Death

Free to play games usually come with some kind of catch. You have to pay real money later or it just takes forever to get anything accomplished. Luckily, David Jaffe and the rest of his crew over at The Bartlet Jones Supernatural Detective Agency have a different definition of free to play. They believe that their game should just be free. No gimmicks or tricks, just free. A full game with no handicaps that make the game more...

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My Love Hate Relationship With Heroes Of The Storm
May22

My Love Hate Relationship With Heroes Of The Storm

UPDATE: In regards to questions regarding the giveaway for the Heroes of the Storm Retail pack. Contest runs until Thursday 5/4 11:00am PST. At that time we will randomly select someone who has shared the article and liked the Glitchslap Facebook page. They will be contacted as to means of delivery. Thank you.   With Heroes of the Storm leaving closed and heading into open beta, I thought it was time to do a write up on the time...

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Maybe You Missed It: Five Nights at Freddy’s 1 & 2 Review
Apr26

Maybe You Missed It: Five Nights at Freddy’s 1 & 2 Review

If you haven’t heard of Five Nights at Freddy’s… well, I’ll tell ya. It’s a “stationary survival” series that gained popularity rather quickly due to the Youtube community doing “let’s plays”. Markiplier is the one that initially brought this series to my attention. So I have been working on reviewing the game, however two more games followed with fairly rapid succession. The...

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