The PS Vita is (Officially) the world’s most advanced Wii U Gamepad
Oct23

The PS Vita is (Officially) the world’s most advanced Wii U Gamepad

Is this the end for the PSVita? Has anything REALLY changed?

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Portland Nostalgia Exp… I Mean, Portland Retro Gaming Expo
Oct21

Portland Nostalgia Exp… I Mean, Portland Retro Gaming Expo

October 21, 2015. The day Marty Mclfy arrived in the delorean with Doc Brown to save his kids from going to jail. Also in October of 2015 is the Portland Retro Gaming Expo, a place that will make you feel like you’ve been sent back to 1985. With all the pinball machines and booths selling old Nintendo and Atari games, and music like David Bowie and Europe playing through the convention center, I had to retrace my steps in my...

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Review: Dropsy (PC)
Oct09

Review: Dropsy (PC)

I saw a preview for this game a few months back and I was intrigued by the art, with its creepy 90’s look, and got even more excited when I realized it was a point-and-click adventure, cause that’s my shit. I told Richard (King Glitchslap) about this game, and that I was gonna review it, to which he replied: “You’re so weird. I love it.” Is it weird? To be into games about clowns? Yeah, that’s….pretty weird. Fair enough, Richard....

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Punishing Polygons with GTA V [ J’s Quick Reviews ]
Oct03

Punishing Polygons with GTA V [ J’s Quick Reviews ]

J has his sights set on GTA V for his next quick review. He waited patiently for the PC release and has finally been able to share his thoughts on the game.

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A Very Default Review, But Done Bravely [ J’s Quick Reviews ]
Sep16

A Very Default Review, But Done Bravely [ J’s Quick Reviews ]

Review General Thoughts A lot of things go through my head when playing JRPGs: is this story engaging me, do I know who this character is, do I even *care* who this character is,  does the artwork enhance or detract from the story, did I eat lunch, should I eat lunch? You should always eat lunch.  Also, always wear sunscreen. You’ll notice that the most prominent thing to me in any RPG relates to the story.  I want to be...

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Angry Birds 2: An Exercise in Patience
Sep10

Angry Birds 2: An Exercise in Patience

My first Angry Birds 2 gaming session was in the most appropriate setting for this particular series:  The Shitter. I initially went into this planning to shit all over it, but ya know what, let’s give this a fair shot. The art looks nice. The production shows improvement from past Angry Birds games that I’ve played and they seem to have stepped it up on the bells and whistles. Angry Birds made 10.7 million dollars in...

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Game On Expo 2015 – Saturday
Aug31

Game On Expo 2015 – Saturday

So I was given the distinct pleasure of going to the debut convention of Game On Expo hosted by John Lester, better known as Gamester81. There was so much to cover I couldn’t contain my excitement to see all the Youtube celebrities.     Upon entering the convention center, I had no issue getting setup with my badge to enter. Everything was very well organized at the beginning to make it the least painful experience as...

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Cosplay Corner: Ryan Cryptic
Aug10

Cosplay Corner: Ryan Cryptic

Ryan Cryptic: A nerdy dude with a knack for making friends, gaming and all things cosplay. Hailing from New York, he is most known for his genderbent Mad Moxxi and genderbent Harley Quinn, and he has owned Rule 63. His cool and eclectic take on famous characters like Mad Moxxi even got the attention of Gearbox  and 2K Games themselves. Since then he has added to the Gearbox and 2K Games family cosplays, such as Handsome Jack from the...

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